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happy ho! ho! ho! everyone

The Internet is a wonderful place. It is full of awesome things made by awesome people. It is also full of crap made by jerks. But mostly awesome stuff.

It is where I have found people that like the same things I like, hate the same things I hate, get excited about the same things I get excited about, get annoyed by the same things I get annoyed by.

This is also the only place where I can mingle with superstar!

See? So much fun…right?

ALSO, it is where I find recipes and instructions for folding origami creatures. So, you know. Awesome.

Dear Diary,

Today I met the ambassador of Thai smile, Paula Taylor. She looked right at me. She had the prettiest brown eyes. She wore the exact right kind of shoes. She had a very nice hairstyle. OMG, I had an ‘earth swallow me now’ moment! I was so shy and so nervous…I could die! It was a brief meeting but it was nice. Eeee!

~ a

This is the part where I tell you that was an excerpt from the diary I kept in high school and that I was 16 when I wrote that.

*ahem* That would be a lie. That thing happened last August. HAHAHA!

APRIL FOOLS, yo!

She did wear really nice shoes though and I definitely want to have a pair of that BUT HELLOOO BUDGET! You can tell a lot about a lady by the kind of shoes she wears.

Dear Paula,

Remember the day that you tweeted that the kitchen and all the domesticity is not your forte?

So…ummm WHAT’S COOKIN’ MRS. BUTTERY???

Just curious,
Anthony Bourdain

P.S.
I am more than willing to help if you badly need it.

Dear Paula,

Isn’t that the real Ed and Paula moments happens when you share??? Or it is MORE important to be delighted by the Ed and Paula IMAGE???

Just askin,
Confused buyer of a digital camera

Dear Paula,

What’s it going to be? A bridal car? A bridal plane? Or a bridal…..SHIP? May be a bridal tuktuk would be fun…more traditional!

I’m ready whatever would it be,
Paula’s Chauffeur (All license are complete)

Dear Paula,

When the time the BUTTERY BABIES are here to discipline, what would be the house rules?

Brit accent: M-W-F.
Oz accent: T-TH.
Thai & Cantonese language: Sat-Sun.

Where are you going to insert the French and Spanish class?

Advance Love,
Ed and Paula’s future butler

Dear Paula,

This year has been fairly good for us with sales growing by 50-60 percent. And did you know that when you announced that you are getting married, it was our best week ever! All time high!

By the way all the boys in the land of smiles cried. I thought you might want to know that. I wish I have a shoulder for them to cry on.

Best wishes!

Love,
Singha Beer

Dear Paula,

Help me with my math please. Here’s the problem: English married couple: one is half Thai and the other is half Chinese what would be the ratio and proportion of the race of their kids to be?

Love,
Math Unwiz Dude

Actually,   Math Unwiz Dude,  it would be 50% English, 25% Chinese and 25% Thai.  Haha good luck!  That is assuming Ed’s father is 100% English and his mother 100% Chinese of course.

Dear Paula,

You grew up in Australia, half of your race came from UK, and Asia has been your playground.

So.

Where is HOME? I made a draft kindly check it out which one. Ok. Thanks. Bye.

Australia
UK
Thailand
Hong Kong
Hong Kok

Bang-Kong ✔✔✔

Love,
Lady Philippines

Dear Paula,

Is it true that you asked all your colleagues, friends and relatives in the whole world to calculate the mile radius from where they are, going to Thailand or Hong Kong or UK?

If they got an answer more than 5370 miles in whichever given countries, chances are…they are totally not invited on your wedding day???

Mine was like 5370.00005 miles. Life’s cruel!

Very disappointed,
Gossipstar Evil Photog

Dear Paula,

So how have you been?

You’ve been gone for so long. I was surprised when I heard the news that you’ll gonna get married soon…in three countries…Thailand, Hong Kong and UK.

Oh! You’re married already in HK? Congratulations dear!

But to tell you frankly, I was saddened when I was not included on the list. Honestly, I felt depressed and I had nothing to comfort me. Best wishes though and send my regards to your husband and please always remember that you will always have a special place here in my land.

Pleading for your return,
Mrs. Perth Australia

Dear Paula,

My oh my oh my oh dear.YOU. MAKE. ME. PROUD. Look at all these superstars in Asia passing by my phat crib…just to attend your BKK wedding.

You met all these famous people while at work? They are so pretty and handsome and it makes our lounge busy as ever because you know everybody makes their head turn to your famous guests. And I don’t blame them as I am soooo star struck too!

It’s so sad that they have to leave right after your wedding, didn’t give us a chance to show them how truly Amazing Thailand is.

May be next time.

Screw the holiday season!

Love you loads!
Suvarnabhumi Airport

P.S.

If ever they plan to make a move again, I told the red shirt people not to do it on your wedding day…or never again! PUHLEEEEZ!

Dear Paula,

Can you guys remind me how it all happened? I apologize for not remembering as a lot of things happened in my 160 years of existence.

But I vaguely remember WHERE it happened…as the sparkles are still there. You guys left a mark and they can’t seem to remove it.

Hey! Heard the news! Congratulations! Kindly pick up my wedding gift at the place WHERE it happened.

Please share the moment,
Lane Crawford

ALL FICTION! JUST FOR FUN YOU GUYS!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ED AND PAULA!!!

AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL!!!

Hence, the caps lock.

As my brother sent me to Hong Kong to get something for their house, I made some really early appointments for myself that morning because I know it’ll gonna be a loooong day and I apparently hate myself. I was ready a few minutes early, do I decided that I needed to make some peanut butter toast. By the time the toast was done, I didn’t have time to sit and eat it. So I grabbed it and headed out the door, eating it as I walked to the bus stop.

In order to get to the bus stop, I have to cross the street at a pretty busy intersection. As I was waiting to cross the street, I saw my bus coming with humongous Paula Taylor and Eric Kot in it for their Canon Pixma ad. I was so excited to see it up close. I knew I was going to have to run for it. I figured this would be best accomplished with two free hands, so I did what I thought was necessary.

I shoved the whole piece of toast in my mouth and I ran. I ran as hard as I could. I ran with a mouthful of peanut butter.

I missed the bus.

Then I saw what’s on the waiting shed as I turn around.

I called it!
I totally called it!
I should have bet money on it
That Paula Taylor is not a twitter quitter
Because hellooo!!!!
It’s exactly a year now that she’s actively tweeting
And that is HUGE
Because in the recorded record, it is only TWITTER
that she managed to come back to personally update those
who wanted to be updated about her out and abouts
… like in real time!
It even beats facebook!
And it even beats paulafanclub.com!

I guess us fans need to thank these delightful creators
of twitter, such as Evan Williams…
There is definitely something about twitter
why Paula is actively using it
…But I’ll save that for tomorrow
These origami zoo animals aren’t going to fold themselves

P.S.
Her debut post on twitter still gives me a chuckle smile